bubblewrapjunkie:

noelfieldingfacts:

Science side of tumblr, please explain Noel Fielding’s face.

At the very core, it is constructed by paradox angles that math have failed to figure out at the moment. We have top men working on it though, since half of us are convinced that the formula will unlock time travel, given the absurd “eternal youngness” of the subject. The other half of us reject that ludicrous theory and instead claim that it would be the key to harnessing the energy of dark matter thus saving the Earth and dawning a new era of peace, acceptance and prosperity (see my dissertation “Nucleus of the Raven Goth Hair” for further information on this matter).